the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.